[Meme] Automated slander

[dancefloorlandmine]

Found this on velvetfox's LJ ... and so I had to run it. Actually, rather interesting output ... in fact, I ran it several times in order to get additional slander [grin]

Slander! chris_damage keeps a hamster for nefarious purposes! hatter and ravenevermore took twenty minutes to decide what to tell the paramedics and the RSPCA. lunacia has been sent by the government to spy on you to make sure you're paying your taxes! fuzzygoth has secret, sordid fantasies about interlock and acts them out with damerell! mindygoth got valkyriekaren drunk and naked, and took photos. coven downloaded them. mindygoth knows *just* how long to hold them down for. adjectivemarcus collects other people's underwear! nisaba once kissed a bus conductor to avoid the fare! yaruar has the last piece of Aztec gold. mindygoth is the secret lovechild of fuzzygoth and countess_sophia!! ciphergoth collects other people's underwear - and has some from lolliepopp and meryc! hatter is secretly married to a horse! jaq has had implants. Y'know. *Those* Implants. kitty_goth keeps an Ab-Master 9000 under their bed. It's not for their abs. painispretty kissed interlock under the mistletoe. Twice. In June. Enter your username to dish the dirt on your friends!

STOP THE PRESS This line just came up of its own accord ...

Slander! valkyriekaren had better clear their internet cache before wechsler comes home.

And then this one did ...

Slander! jhaelan has an invisible friend. They're dating.

... the problem is, some of us have seen her!