[More werk insults] Alternative christmas cards ...

According to one of my colleagues¹, with my hair freshly washed, conditioned, and fluffy, I could be "a cherub on a christmas card for the alternative market".

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¹ Different one from the shed comment ...

[Pubbage] 80s Night in Croydon

It is rumoured that The Ship (Croydon) will be having an 80s night this Saturday (13th), partly because they feel like it, and partly because it is V's birthday ... will probably be a quid or two on the door, and is usually reduced for fancy dress. There's also usually a fancy dress competition, too. Usually a midnight licence for their special nights as well, and we'll try to keep Steve's clothes on this time.

Come one, come all, dust off those linen jackets, roll up the sleeves, and come down to Damnedtown¹ for some fine tunes, good beer (and Addlestones!), and enjoyable company ...

¹ As opposed to Clashtown

[Identity update] Not only am I not Mitch Benn ...

I am also not Jonathan Creek.

And it's not a perm.