[Query] Okay, I'm opening the gate and standing back ...

One of my colleagues has just asked me (as the office smartarse font of all knowledge), where the phrase

"One by one the penguins steal my sanity"

comes from. Of course, by now it's all over the interwebnet (a fact which I do not in any way link to a certain cute penguin image popular with a large proportion of geeks), t-shirts and so on.

[Friday Joke] And today, reefer madness ...

Of course, I don't understand this one ... but I'm told it's funny ...

A monkey is sitting in a tree smoking a joint when a lizard walks past and looks up and says to the monkey, "Hey! What are you doing?"
The monkey says, "Smoking a joint, come up and have some."
So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey and they smoke a few doobies. After a while the lizard says his mouth is 'dry' and is going to get a drink from the river. The lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls into the river.
A crocodile sees this and swims over to the lizard and helps him to the side, then asks the lizard, "What's the matter with you?"
The lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a joint with the monkey in the tree, got too stoned and then fell into the river while taking a drink.
The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into the jungle, finds the tree where the monkey is sitting, finishing a joint, and he looks up and says, "Hey you!"
The monkey looks down and says, "Fuuuuuuck dude.......how much water did you drink?!!"