[DJing/Croydon] Reminder and announcement

[dancefloorlandmine]

For those of you not coming to Dr Fell's (Bang Bar, Basingstoke) tonight, where I'm one of the DJs [cough] a) why not? and b) freeqboi (aka 'The guy with the huge ears') is at The Green Dragon (Esther's new(ish) place) in Croydon - opposite The Ship (her old pub).



And, if you like stream-of-conciousness wittering, here's the email he sent around about it ...

this saturday, (thats tomorrow people,( err ot the tv program obviously, the day, saturday the 27th, ie tomorrow, not that i have anything against the tomorrow people as a program, not at all, i thought that that kristian shmidt bloke, (great showbiz mate ana'') was great in it, not as good as when he played todd landers in neighbours, tho skye coming back was odd, ae me feel old that did, that pheobe tho, what a hottie! and jane too. here hang on, ive lost the where im gong a bit. ignore that. and that. that too. waaah! look just forget it will you? really, forget it, go back and read the intro again,(minus thid bit obv,) go on, i'll wait for you here. done it? good, right forget that last bit it never happened. right))
the legendary DJ Cherrybomb Great showbiz legend and great mate, very kind to animals, i'll mention no names eh veiwer..) makes her debut (yes i know she's dj'd there loads and loads before) as the full time, co-dj/babysitter for me! The Freeqboi! yeah i finally got someone to help me out all the time! not that ive been using my special guests as some kind of cruth to hide the fact im actually a really shitty dj, and not actually benn any good since the days in the ship when i still paid attention to the crown, its esthers fault tho, she pt the booth infront of the big window thats like a big ass mirrior! i mean look at me! im grogeous, (obv not as cherry bomb, but she's a she, (obv) and so entirely diff.) if you could look at me all night, well you can! tomorrow! and hellen too! you lucky luck lucky punters (thats a showbiz term, for you people, the ones what are gonna come see us tomorrow,) anyway.
come along and see a grown woman drink her own weight in gin and still walk!!!! come watch me fall over and generally be a bit of a prick.
oh and we'll be playing top tuneage too. none of that godawful noise stuff, i love no sireeeeee just honest to goodnees good old fashioned fuck off rock and roll...

bigger than hitler, better than jesus...

One day, someone will teach him to spell, punctuate and use the Shift key. It won't be me, though - he's bigger than me. And although he does have a MySpack page, it does have a surprisingly mellow track by his band on it, even if he does keep complaining about being out of practice on the guitar because he no longer gets asked to do demos by the people on guitar show stands.