[Snow] You know you live in South London when ...

[dancefloorlandmine]

... one of your friends sends you a text telling you that someone has stolen their snowman ...

They made it last night, looked out an hour later ... no snowman. [grin]

Comments

[failing-angel.livejournal.com]

Last seen running away with a small boy in a dressing gown, with a young Welsh chorister chasing them.

[d-floorlandmine.livejournal.com]

Heh. Nice one!

[failing-angel.livejournal.com]

Aye thenk'kew

[moral-vacuum.livejournal.com]

Ban this sick paedo filth!

[failing-angel.livejournal.com]

Why?
Last I heard it was good to stalk (on air)

[moral-vacuum.livejournal.com]

We're stalking in the air
We're peeping from the moonlit sky
The children far below can't see us as we spy...

[failing-angel.livejournal.com]

Yet some of the lyrics don't need changing at all:

"I'm holding very tight
I'm riding in the midnight blue
I'm finding I can fly so high above with you
...
Children gaze open mouth
Taken by suprise
Nobody down below believes their eyes"

[moral-vacuum.livejournal.com]

Hence why I didn't bother trying. Some things speak for themselves.

BTW: fecking terrible lyrics, aren't they.

[failing-angel.livejournal.com]

They surely are. I've never paid them much heed before, I wish I hadn't now.

[wechsler.livejournal.com]

It'd never happen in Putney...

[d-floorlandmine.livejournal.com]

Heh. Maybe they were just taking him for a walk?

[blondelass.livejournal.com]

Happens in Leeds too. Walking home from the bus stop I heard some kids just behind me get all excited because there was a snowman in a garden and were loudly discussing how they could take it home with them.

They were originally walking just in front of me on the other side of the road and carrying lumps of snow.

It's as though there's not enough snow in their garden or something.