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dancefloorlandmine) wrote2004-03-17 02:31 pm
dancefloorlandmine) wrote2004-03-17 02:31 pm
[Meme] The names meme ...
If you call me ...
Si - you are going to get on my nerves in the next forty seconds
Simon - you are almost anyone
Stuart, Steve, Daniel (?) - you are one of the many people who can't quite recall my name
Mr Stacey - you are probably official, sending me a bill, or taking the rip
Mr Landmine - you are Sean from The Ship in Croydon, and I claim my £5
Dancefloorlandmine - you know me online
d_floorlandmine - you know me from LJ, and have worked out how to pronounce "_"
Motorbreath - you know me from the Jorvick bulletin board in York1
Spanner - you are probably either![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
minusbat or velvetfox (or, apparently, ellenscult), as I appear to have outrun the others who used to use that nickname [grin]2
Dad-man - you are one of my munchkin colleagues, who have apparently decided that my workplace mannerisms are deserving of a pipe and slippers
Hairy bloke - you are almost certainlylittleangel_103
Sweetie - you are probablydoja35, although there are a couple of other possibilities
You, you, you ... did you go to York? - you are probably at Wendyhouse, and haven't seen me for about ten years. The next approved statement is "Thought so. You haven't changed!"
Mate - you're the bloke who runs the local SPAR, who refers to everyone as Mate, in a very odd migrating accent
Dude - prime suspects would belproven and Dan WINOLJ, but there are probably more
The Right Honourable Herbert J Pilkington Esquire - you think I'm someone completely different, and you're so wrong
Great, and now I've got Blondie's Call Me in my head, trying to contest with Skyclad on the headphones ...
1 It's the song I was listening to when first asked for a username, and in any case I'd just eaten a chicken kiev ...
2 Explanations may be forthcoming, but I wouldn't rely on it!
And one of my colleagues has just discovered that she can whistle (quietly) through her nose now that she has a cold ... you see what I have to put up with?
Si - you are going to get on my nerves in the next forty seconds
Simon - you are almost anyone
Stuart, Steve, Daniel (?) - you are one of the many people who can't quite recall my name
Mr Stacey - you are probably official, sending me a bill, or taking the rip
Mr Landmine - you are Sean from The Ship in Croydon, and I claim my £5
Dancefloorlandmine - you know me online
d_floorlandmine - you know me from LJ, and have worked out how to pronounce "_"
Motorbreath - you know me from the Jorvick bulletin board in York1
Spanner - you are probably either
minusbat or velvetfox (or, apparently, ellenscult), as I appear to have outrun the others who used to use that nickname [grin]2Dad-man - you are one of my munchkin colleagues, who have apparently decided that my workplace mannerisms are deserving of a pipe and slippers
Hairy bloke - you are almost certainly
littleangel_103Sweetie - you are probably
doja35, although there are a couple of other possibilitiesYou, you, you ... did you go to York? - you are probably at Wendyhouse, and haven't seen me for about ten years. The next approved statement is "Thought so. You haven't changed!"
Mate - you're the bloke who runs the local SPAR, who refers to everyone as Mate, in a very odd migrating accent
Dude - prime suspects would be
lproven and Dan WINOLJ, but there are probably moreThe Right Honourable Herbert J Pilkington Esquire - you think I'm someone completely different, and you're so wrong
Great, and now I've got Blondie's Call Me in my head, trying to contest with Skyclad on the headphones ...
1 It's the song I was listening to when first asked for a username, and in any case I'd just eaten a chicken kiev ...
2 Explanations may be forthcoming, but I wouldn't rely on it!
And one of my colleagues has just discovered that she can whistle (quietly) through her nose now that she has a cold ... you see what I have to put up with?