[Memes] Friday Five and the Username meme

[dancefloorlandmine]

Friday Five
(by way of littleangel_103)
If you ...

1. ...owned a restaurant, what kind of food would you serve?
Well, seeing as I can't cook, the exact menu would be up to my catering team - but given my tastes, it would probably run to burgers, pizzas, noodles, and sushi, with a "special menu" for the evenings, to be dreamed up with the culinary advice of cookwitch, littleangel_103, valkyriekaren, firedraken, and interlock ... with cheese scones by sushidog. [grin] It's not cunning fusion food, I'm just indecisive (as anyone who has seen me perusing a menu can confirm). The decor might be a little ... erm ... interesting though (reference my "woa, cool" moment at the Rainforest Cafe).

2. ...owned a small store, what kind of merchandise would you sell?
Books, CDs, and games, probably - with maybe an attached coffee bar with net access ... "Setting the geek trap now, boss!" ... One, you lock the target ...

3. ...wrote a book, what genre would it be?
Poor quality, derivative, cyberpunk-esque, possibly set in the Shadowrun setting (because I happen to like it, although Mr Gibson gets apoplexy whenever it's mentioned). Characterisation would be minimal and shoddy [grin]. Either that or some really poor p*rn (but with no strawberries) under an daft pseudonym, to be sold in a black cover at petrol stations.

4. ...ran a school, what would you teach?
Hmm ... the unskilled art of postponing, the technique of lateness, and how not to dance ... time management would not be on the curriculum because I wouldn't be able to work out where to fit it in ...

5. ...recorded an album, what kind of music would be on it?
Ah, now you're talking ... if unhampered by my lack of musical aptitude or ear, it would be an eclectic industrial fusion, combining all the things that I like in music into a complete distorted mess (or more usefully in different tracks on the album). So ... at least two drummers, guest appearances from a kodo troupe, a couple of bass guitars, more guitars, string section (including electric violin), flute, church organ, and maybe a horn section for a couple of tracks. Male and female vocals, and a choir as well. Sort of Creatures meets Rammstein meets Neds Atomic Dustbin, with a side order of Evanescence, and various other inputs. It would probably be a double album ... at least! [grin]

And the reason for my username ... er, have you seen me dance to Touch Me I'm Sick at B-Movie? [grin] DancefloorLandmine wouldn't fit as being too long, so d_floorlandmine I became.

Comments

[velvetfox.livejournal.com]

not serving cold pot noodles and orange juice then? :)

[d-floorlandmine.livejournal.com]

:-b

The cold Pot Noodle was an accident - related to the answer to number 4 ... [grin]

[cookwitch.livejournal.com]

I would be honoured to give any culinary assistance. I had a clue that you weren't a cook when you said you didn't 'commit cuisine'. :)