[Humbug] Christmas Cards

We've just received our first Christmas card of the year at work. Can anyone beat this? Would anyone want to?

EDIT: On closer inspection, it was from a printers who seem to want our business as Christmas card producers. They could should have just sent a letter.

[SQL/Access] Evil Database of Doom

There appears to be a slight glitch, in that an unnecessarily complicated process is not working correctly.

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