[Nexus] Employ silenttex. Do it!

See cookwitch's post here. Copied below the cut for your reading ease:

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His former employers have demonstrated a whole new concept in employee-deep-ending¹, so if you know of any possibilities, please comment below or visit cookwitch's post. Thanks.

¹ With added concrete shoes

[Snork] Made my day ...

Grabbed wholesale from a post by sushidog, who in turn saw it mentioned elsewhere ...

Someone elsewhere online has just pointed out that Brad and Angelina's baby is going hate anyone she meets who is prone to spoonerisms. Because her name is Shiloh Pitt.
Man, they really didn't think that one through, huh?

I've just scared by colleagues with a loud outburst of laughter.