[Poll] Flirtatious language

[dancefloorlandmine]

[Poll #328546]

Comments

[reddragdiva]

You have 140 characters to play with, after all. "Hey, dishwasher - nice tits!" perhaps?

[d-floorlandmine.livejournal.com]

What about one involving the words "dishwasher" and "dildos are in the" in close proximity? Meant to imply readiness for a night of debauchery, I believe, but I felt that it was lacking something, as, apparently, did the recipient ...

[redcountess]

Yes, that's a bit too blatant to be flirtatious!

[d-floorlandmine.livejournal.com]

Good point ... maybe I should run another poll being more specific ... and change my answer for this one ...

[redcountess]

Not to mention dishwasher powder is far too caustic to wash said items - residue could get in contact with certain parts, ouch! Much better to gently handwash with mild soap and water, erm, or so I've been told ;-)

[d-floorlandmine.livejournal.com]

Good point ... and one I'll pass on with a big grin ...

[zotz]

Or "sitting on the". Unless that only works with clothes washers, of course.

[redcountess]

That's what I thought :-)

[thalinoviel.livejournal.com]

*g* works fine with dishwashers as long as they're a bit old and rattly. See also "bent over the"

[d-floorlandmine.livejournal.com]

OK. I'm distracted now. No fair! [grin]

Out, out, damn images of the night ... come back later, when I'm not at work!

[minusbat.livejournal.com]

Girls can be flirtations in all sorts of ways, ahve you
not dicovered this ? :-)

[d-floorlandmine.livejournal.com]

No comment.

Your honour.