What about one involving the words "dishwasher" and "dildos are in the" in close proximity? Meant to imply readiness for a night of debauchery, I believe, but I felt that it was lacking something, as, apparently, did the recipient ...
Not to mention dishwasher powder is far too caustic to wash said items - residue could get in contact with certain parts, ouch! Much better to gently handwash with mild soap and water, erm, or so I've been told ;-)
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