[Radio] Guy Browning's Small Talk (Radio 4)

[dancefloorlandmine]

On the subject of kissing:

If you have a beard, take a moment to shave it off. Remember that girls don't enjoy kissing beards, because it's like having a badger reversing into you.

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Comments

[d-floorlandmine.livejournal.com]

A badger who's gone for a sort of low-profile mohawk?

[zotz]

That sort of thing, yes. But an all-over mohawk, naturally.

[zotz]

Presumably the mohawked badger in question is a skunk-rocker.

[d-floorlandmine.livejournal.com]

[snork] You were working up to that, you swine!

[zotz]

I'd love to have been, but I only just remembered it. I think it's an old Billy Connolly quip, from the days when he had a bleached streak in his hair.

[d-floorlandmine.livejournal.com]

A full body length mohawk, yes!