[Radio] Guy Browning's Small Talk (Radio 4)

[dancefloorlandmine]

On the subject of kissing:

If you have a beard, take a moment to shave it off. Remember that girls don't enjoy kissing beards, because it's like having a badger reversing into you.

There's another 15 minutes of similar advice, available free from Radio 4 on the net ...

Comments

[lost-house.livejournal.com]

[ponders]

depends very much on the beard but on balance, when it comes to kissing:
* beard - good
* cleanshaven - good
* stubble - spawn of the devil, sandpaper face nastiness

[d-floorlandmine.livejournal.com]

[grin] In agreement - at least beards don't give the sandpaper effect.