[Radio] Guy Browning's Small Talk (Radio 4)

[dancefloorlandmine]

On the subject of kissing:

If you have a beard, take a moment to shave it off. Remember that girls don't enjoy kissing beards, because it's like having a badger reversing into you.

There's another 15 minutes of similar advice, available free from Radio 4 on the net ...

Comments

[d-floorlandmine.livejournal.com]

Helps to hide the rest of my chin ... [grin]

[moral-vacuum.livejournal.com]

Don't you mean it helps to hide your OTHER chin? :-)

[d-floorlandmine.livejournal.com]

Nope - but if you'd ever seen the pre-beard picture of me, you'd realise that I have a fairly sturdy line in lower jaws. The goatee helps disguise this fact. A little. It's currently not big enough to hide a second chin - although that's a possibility if one develops!