[Radio] Guy Browning's Small Talk (Radio 4)

[dancefloorlandmine]

On the subject of kissing:

If you have a beard, take a moment to shave it off. Remember that girls don't enjoy kissing beards, because it's like having a badger reversing into you.

There's another 15 minutes of similar advice, available free from Radio 4 on the net ...

Comments

[easterbunny.livejournal.com]

Villa Incognito. More badgers, fewer disturbing illustrations of hairy 1970's Man. No glossary at the end.

[d-floorlandmine.livejournal.com]

Tantric Tanukis?