[Radio] Guy Browning's Small Talk (Radio 4)

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On the subject of kissing:

If you have a beard, take a moment to shave it off. Remember that girls don't enjoy kissing beards, because it's like having a badger reversing into you.

There's another 15 minutes of similar advice, available free from Radio 4 on the net ...

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Now I need a mind wipe. Just the last minute would do.