[Radio] Guy Browning's Small Talk (Radio 4)

[dancefloorlandmine]

On the subject of kissing:

If you have a beard, take a moment to shave it off. Remember that girls don't enjoy kissing beards, because it's like having a badger reversing into you.

There's another 15 minutes of similar advice, available free from Radio 4 on the net ...

Comments

[bob]

so thats where ive been going wrong. next you will be saying i need to do things like cut my hair and use shampoo.

[velvetfox.livejournal.com]

I am reminded of an attempted chat up line used towards me in Rockworld about a decade ago "ee yer hair's nice. whaddaya do, wash it or sommat?"

[d-floorlandmine.livejournal.com]

[grin] Well, given that it was Rockworld ... [grin]

[velvetfox.livejournal.com]

indeed - impressive