On the subject of kissing:
If you have a beard, take a moment to shave it off. Remember that girls don't enjoy kissing beards, because it's like having a badger reversing into you.
There's another 15 minutes of similar advice, available free from Radio 4 on the net ...
There's another 15 minutes of similar advice, available free from Radio 4 on the net ...
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[Note for those unaware: "Badger" was a crap series starring Jerome FLynn as a wildlife detective, whatever the hell that was. And no, I didn't watch it]
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bob deletes somethign then backs away from the argument