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[dancefloorlandmine]

"My product is a full earthy herbal pills comprising a motley of weeds known for promoting sexual
craving with fulfilment. By using this tablets you should see a gain in intimate longing, an improvement
in your size and performance, also as increased power and delight during sexual action."

Full earthy herbal pills? Motley of weeds? My, how appetising!

Runners-up ...

"No Forgery ... Actual Ability! The such kind of research that produced another marvel medications, has now produced a revolutionary grass pill that can increase your phallus proportion by 1" to 4" in just a few abbreviated weeks! Merely consume 2 these lozenges every twenty-four hours...
It will create your member increment a vast 30%!"

"No Trick --- Literal Skill! The same sort of inquiry that established other miracle remedies, has now designed a radical herbaceous tablet that can increase your member proportion by 3" to 5" in closely a several brief weeks! Just ingest 3 these tablets each twenty-four hours...
It will build your member increment a vast 59%!"

And would a member increment be something that Michael Howard might be interested in? [grin]

Comments

[cookwitch.livejournal.com]

Blimey! A 'grass' pill eh? Hmmm...*mind wandering*

[silenttex.livejournal.com]

How do you "promote sexual craving with fulfilment"? Is that the same as using fulfilment to promote sexual craving?

[valkyriekaren.livejournal.com]

I could demonstrate? *grin*

[silenttex.livejournal.com]

Really? Promises, promises. (You still haven't met me yet...)

[valkyriekaren.livejournal.com]

Yeah, it's all good practice though!

[d-floorlandmine.livejournal.com]

[takes one pace forward and raises hand] May I volunteer, miss?

[silenttex.livejournal.com]

To the back of the queue, that man! You wait your turn. *grin*

[valkyriekaren.livejournal.com]

*splutter*

I'm starting to get the feeling my reputation is preceding me (and possibly, indeed, superseding me).

[d-floorlandmine.livejournal.com]

What was that about legends in their own bedtime? [grin]

[silenttex.livejournal.com]

I love the way that 2 lozenges will create your member increment 30%, but 3 will build 59%. Obviously 3 would be 60%, but because this is properly scientific(?) there's obviously a small loss in effectivness.

[cookwitch.livejournal.com]

Don't even THINK about using these.
*eyes watering*

[silenttex.livejournal.com]

I had no intention of doing so. I think that would come under the classification of a trip hazard.

[cookwitch.livejournal.com]

*roars with laughter*

Aye sir, aye.

[d-floorlandmine.livejournal.com]

Sir, I think that might come under the classification of "bragging" (with no regard to the possible accuracy of the statement). [grin]

[silenttex.livejournal.com]

I shall remain silent and demure on the subject then.

[moral-vacuum.livejournal.com]

To quote Ronnie Corbett:

Our producer is so boastful. He walks into the pub and shouts out 'mine's a large one'.

[redcountess]

Groucho icon!!! :-D

[moral-vacuum.livejournal.com]

The only Marxism worth having.

[silenttex.livejournal.com]

Though they do sound so appetising - unrefined, multi-coloured weeds, yum, yum, yum.

[redcountess]

I suffer from the same predicament *hsf* ;-)

[d-floorlandmine.livejournal.com]

Or possibly a random number generator ... [grin]

[thalinoviel.livejournal.com]

Thank God I'm female and I can improve my libido with a daily dose of... chocolate!